My kids want to have a Harry Potter themed birthday party with me dressed as Hagrid. Now I have to lose weight...
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that I didn't want to have in the first place.
Harley Steele
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.
At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
No dog should ever be homeless and no home should ever be dogless.