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Robert Zunick
Earth first...We will mine the other planets later.
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Robert Zunick
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
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Robert Zunick
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Robert Zunick
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Amigo
Someone stole my wife's credit card but I didn't report it because he's spending less a month than she did.
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
The guy who used to proofread Hitler's speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
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