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#4348
Robert Zunick
Earth first...We will mine the other planets later.
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#4349
Robert Zunick
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
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#4350
Robert Zunick
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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#4351
Robert Zunick
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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#4352
Amigo
Someone stole my wife's credit card but I didn't report it because he's spending less a month than she did.
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#4353
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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#4354
The guy who used to proofread Hitler's speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
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