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#4269
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
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#4270
Robert Zunick
A fear of mine is a proctologist with poor depth perception!
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#4271
I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there's still time before the alarm goes off.
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#4272
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
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#4273
Robert Zunick
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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#4274
I think that they should add walking across a solid sheet of ice in your high heels as a competitive sport in the Winter Olympics next time.
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#4275
Robert Zunick
A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going!
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