Based on the living conditions, I think Sochi thought they were hosting The Hunger Games instead of The Olympics.
If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?
Amigo
I don't know what's longer, a treadmill minute or a microwave minute.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone. And if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.