How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?
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Whenever someone says, "that's what she said", I like to reply with, "not to you"
If only the state of Colorado had a way of mitigating its pain right now...
Well at least the puppy bowl was a competitive game
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
Of course I have a date for Valentine's Day! It's February 14th, just like every year...