Walmart is like a zoo for humans to watch other humans.
If you've seen one kid on a leash you've seen the mall.
When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the toilet cubicle walls!
It's so cold people are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping their pants would catch on fire
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
Chatty kids always sound like they're reading from a book of Mad Libs.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it