If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
Guilty pleasure? I never feel guilty about pleasure.
I believe in helping the homeless. That's why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
Hungry isn't even a feeling for me anymore. It's basically a personality trait...
Since my ear surgery I haven't heard from my doctor. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
Kissing with morning breath is more intimate than sex.