Victoria Secret unveiled their $8,000,000 jewel encrusted bra. I just can’t get excited over any underwear with the word "encrusted" in the description.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
Someone just told me to "have a good morning". Why doesn't that jerk care about the rest of my day?
I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
Hey Blockbuster, remember when I said you'd never get that $5 late fee? I win.
This economy sure has me on a tight budget. I gotta start cutting even more corners. Anybody know where I can get some reusable toilet paper?
Michael Mendoza
I always found it funny that Professor X, from X-Men, had the power to move anything with his mind. Except his legs...