I bet M.C. Escher gave the worst directions ever.
History is written by the winners. Browsing history is deleted by the perverts.
Bored? Test drive a Volkswagen Beetle for an afternoon, when schools are let out, and watch a bunch of kids punch each other.
Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
"It's not you, it's me." - twins looking at family photos
My boss is one in a million. I'm just hoping this lightning storm thinks so too...
It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist.