I hope that Jessica Biel someday has a son, and names him "Batmo".
I'd bet that the first caveman that decided to become a vegetarian died from malnourishment & was eaten by other cavemen.
I'm avoiding cliches like the plague with every fiber of my being.
I like to wear khakis and a red shirt to Target and when people ask I yell "Do I look like I freaking work here?
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
The present-day leading cause of cancer is WebMD's symptom checker.
Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the poop instead of wiping with it.