¿What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
Somebody needs to starts a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
We should be thanking our Dads for bringing us into the world, not our Moms. She probably wasn't in the mood...
There are no bad pictures. That's just how your face looks sometimes.
Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark because it's the first Indie film.
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music." When I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot."