So, Dr. Oz recommended Coconut milk a few days ago. I have the coconut suspended over a small bowl. Can anyone tell me where the heck the teats are?
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
I won’t be coming into work tomorrow because I’m participating in a sleep study.
I don't need pepper spray to stop a robber, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
I heard that Peyton Manning was on steroids. The only thing that got bigger was his forehead.
I put on my pants just like everyone else. Reluctantly.
If you get excited that jumping on the bed won't spill the wineglass on the other side, you're probably an alcoholic.