When it comes to Middle Eastern countries, the US is like that girl who dates bad boys because "I can change him."
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
Took three flushes before it went down. Next time I'll make sure the fish is dead.
Nillers_
Let's be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
Part of me says I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
When I watch CNN I think, "Why can't we give peace a chance?" When I watch TLC I think, "Let's kill everything and start over again."
I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good.