I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
Where did Dr. Dre go to medical school?
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
Who decided to call them exes and not stalemates?
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you're probably a weatherman.