It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
Cyberbilly
If you’re going to hire a moving company, make them all play Tetris first and choose the one who gets the highest score.
Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.
Deadpool should merge with the Carnage symbiote. Then he'd be called, Carpool.
Why aren't they called ASSteroids instead of hemorrhoids???
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss' vacation's more than he does.