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Tips to reduce weight: turn your head to the right, now to the left... now repeat this procedure every time you're offered something to eat.
I'm completely outraged over the latest thing in the news that'll blow over in 3 days and we'll all forget even happened in a month.
A procrastinator's work is never done...
Dating tip: no one likes to be told, "Hey, you have a small penis." No one of either sex.
"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East.
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?
Who named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
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