Jay-Z basically makes 4 minute radio commercials for watches, cars and clothes.
Timothy Smith
I got arrested for growing weed in my back yard, but I was framed. The evidence was planted.
I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
The phone said "Call Failed", but I thought it was going quite well.
I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.
I hate that they put "use by" dates on condoms... like I'm not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
Medical diagnoses confuse me: The tests cam back positive. That's good? Negative. You positive? I'm positive.