Amigo
Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you’re angrily chasing them.
My man-animal chimeras have been declared "unethical". Something to do with "human guinea pigs"
A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan.
Xyuppi
You're not bald my friend. You are just taller than your hair.
Xyuppi
All toasters should be "see through"
This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
Tom
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there' .