They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning
If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
My new years resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer. I've only got 40 pounds to go.
Dear Saturday, you and I have been friends for a long time. I wish you would come around more often. Once a week isn't enough.