According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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"Are you single?" "No, I'm in a committed endless discussion about where to have dinner."
Cris
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.
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I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really!? You think someone else might want one?!
Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.