A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant
My ex is going to make someone very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who's car I'm borrowing.
It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.
Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Amigo
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "the Illuminaughty".