Cyberbilly
If you see me smiling, it means I'm up to no good. If you see me laughing, I've already done it.
Cyberbilly
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don't mind it at all.
I'm not saying I'm out of shape but I just stretched, got winded and need to lie down
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.
Currently 22 minutes and 34 seconds into a phone call with my mom....she hasn't stopped for air once
I'm not gaining weight, I'm prepping for winter
The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.