Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
Cyberbilly
Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn't think so.
If you have a pre-schooler go to sleep tonight secure in the knowledge that your kid's teacher knows EVERYTHING about you.
I must have a great butt because every time I walk away from my coworkers I always hear 'What an ass'
Cyberbilly
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
I'm not saying you did it, I'm just saying I'm blaming you
I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say: "Now shut up and go to sleep."