Cyberbilly
Never drink with the blacksmith's wife. You might get hammered.
Cyberbilly
I'm not saying my dog is lazy, but instead of chasing cars, she just sits in in the front yard and jots down license numbers.
Officer: "Anything you say will be held against you" Me: "BOOBS!"
Automatic doors are making being a gentleman difficult. It doesn't seem as romantic rushing to jump in front of the sensor to open the door.
You say pervert stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
Cyberbilly
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?