But your honor, he said 'till death do us part. What was I supposed to do? Wait for natural causes to take him?
The last breasts I touched belonged to a dead chicken.
Cyberbilly
Dear Microsoft: If you had called your search engine Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. What would you rather say? "I just Googled Catherine Zeta Jones" or "I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones"?
I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life.
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest...
What's this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.