Cyberbilly
If God gave you a good singing voice you should sing loud in church to give thanks. If God gave you a bad singing voice you should sing loud in church to get even.
Cyberbilly
Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It's probably a good thing I was on the bottom step...
Don't mistake my middle finger as an offer.
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
My local news station just announced that they fired their lead anchor. Apparently he was really weighing down the show.
Cyberbilly
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.