Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
Cris
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I've ever played.
Cris
I was going to start jogging today, but then I remembered that I own a car.
Cris
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
Cris
So far the only thing I've attracted with these edible undies is ants.
Cyberbilly
If you see a hot 16-year-old with a baby, does that mean she is a MILF or Jailbait?
Cris
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.