My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.
I trust google maps more than I trust most people.
The surest way to laugh harder is to try and explain why you're laughing in the first place.
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?
If my job was to browse the internet and play on my phone, I don't know what I'd do to slack off, but I'm sure I'd find something.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Cris
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.