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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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OK, so when is this "Old enough to know better" thing supposed to kick in?
If I put as much effort into my job as I do picking teams for my NCAA bracket, I would be a millionaire.
I don't get why people pay $400 a month in child support. According to the commercials, you can feed a kid for 35 cents a day.
I’m just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again.
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