Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
Maybe the T-Rex is mad all the time because his parents never hugged him.
Really, a Justin Bieber piñata is for everyone. Either you like him, or would like to hit him.
I've got Mila Kunis' autograph! It's on a restraining order, but still....
The gay marriage debate is a NIMBY (Not in my Backyard) issue ... both figuratively and literally.
I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
Cyberbilly
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.