Jon
You can't watch the news and drink a glass of water at the same time anymore.
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.
Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.