Cyberbilly
I have OCD and ADD. Which means everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Your way just happens to be in the dark...
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
Cyberbilly
I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
Cyberbilly
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.