Do you, take Ted the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
Novell
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
I've gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
Xyuppi
My alarm clock and I had a fight this morning. It wanted me to get up, I refused...things escalated. Now I'm awake and it's broken. I am not sure who won the fight.
The only time I've ever early to anything is when I'm dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.