For most people, when you lose your "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your "khakis" you can't start your car.
Friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ends on Friday. If you have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make a great Christmas gift.
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
I went to the bookstore the other day to buy a "Where's Waldo" book, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and always give the wrong answers.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
PMS is just girls ovary acting.