Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
Dave Asten
I always hold the door open for ladies, but they never want to get in the van...
Dave Asten
I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837.
You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting facts, I’m making suggestions.
Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.
Cyberbilly
Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson.