Cyberbilly
Why is it that when there are a million interesting places on Google Earth, the first thing people do is look for their house?
Kyle Kestler
Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, but it's still on the list.
Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 times a day!
Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.
If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
Stalking is where two people go on a long, romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Did Bruno Mars catch that grenade? Haven't heard from him in a while...