Cyberbilly
Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?
Today I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?
They say after a plane crash they can identify you by your dental records. What I'm wondering is how they know who your dentist is.
Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.
On 12/21/12 people will be making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow...
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?