Cyberbilly
Of all the lies I've told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together, so when people say "are those hermit crabs?" I can say "not any more, they're mingling crabs"
Cyberbilly
Did you "ask" me or "axe" me? Because seriously, one is murder.
Groupon emails serve as a nice daily reminder of all the fun stuff I can't afford to do even at a 60% discount.
I saw a poor old lady fall down on the sidewalk this morning. At least I think she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.
I used to think air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips...
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.