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Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper...not on Facebook.
It all makes sense now. Pot and gay marriage legalized in the same day. (Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.") Well. I guess we've just been misinterpreting it all these years...
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There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
Well, I just finished the internet. What a great read... I hope they make another one.
If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away with it.
Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true.
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