They really should just put the Pepto directly into the Mexican food.
Cyberbilly
I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way.
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
I'm starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
Cyberbilly
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Cyberbilly
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
I try to pay attention but my checks usually bounce.