Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.
Michael Mendoza
Walk up to a house yesterday with a mask, get free candy. I do the samething today and they call the cops? Pfft, some people.
Nowadays kids don't go to High School. They go to school high.
Why do hospitals need to advertise? It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead.
French people give me the crepes.
"Bitches Get Stitches" is what I'm naming my clinic if I ever become a vet.
Cyberbilly
The aftermath of Hurricane Sandy tells me that we are better prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse than a power outage.