Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Who was the idiot who passed up the chance to call astronomers "skyentists"?
Disney World is a giant people trap operated by a mouse.
How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there. I've killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy?
Cyberbilly
Why do anti-depressants carry the warning "May increase thoughts of suicide."?
Cyberbilly
Technically, I never really lost my mind. It just got scared and ran away.
Cyberbilly
It's days like today that remind me why they denied me that concealed carry permit.