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Cyberbilly
Honey Boo Boo is supposedly filming a Halloween special. Thing is, how will you know it when you see it?
I'd rather be a smart ass who knows it, than a dumb ass who doesn't
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Taylor Rhorer
Whenever I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and gently whisper "Who did this to you?"
Whoever snuck the s in “fast food” is a clever person.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
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Cyberbilly
Sometimes I feel like I'm just one mood swing away from getting my own padded room with a hug-yourself jacket.
I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyways.
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