I don't understand banks. How they have chains on their pens, I'm trusting them with money so why don't they trust me with pens?
When I was kid, I was terrified of ear wigs because I thought they came out of your ears. Just imagine how scared I was when I heard about cockroaches!
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.
I think fire alarms should use the last of their battery to continue to monitor fire instead of getting all beepy!
If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party.
"Once you go blŠ°ck, you never go back" - Yellow highlighter
168 McDonald's monopoly pieces later, and all I won was heart disease.