For some reason there are front cameras on iPod's and phones but girls act like it makes more sense to use the back camera and take a picture in a mirror.
Cyberbilly
Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't quite finished
When in doubt, mumble.
Kim Kardashian's marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house.
I was lying in my bed, looking up at the starry night and thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"
So I got up and made this chick breakfast this morning and instead of thanking me she ask me "how did you get in my house"