Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
This Halloween, I think I'll just set out a bit empty bowl that says "take one". That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
Me and my recliner go wayyyy back
I bet if zebras actually tasted like zebra cakes there wouldn't be any vegetarians.
Cyberbilly
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve? For thou art a douche.
Cyberbilly
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new.