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#2939
Michael Mendoza
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.
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#2940
I don't think that someone who commits a murder suicide is really thinking about the afterlife. How awkward would it be to see the people you just killed after you die?
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#2941
Lili
I refuse to watch any presidential debates until both candidates are hooked up to lie detectors
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#2942
My cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
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#2943
Cyberbilly
Cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
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#2944
Cyberbilly
I feel bad for kids who see a new toy they want but can't have because their parents must be 18 or over to call.
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#2945
Cyberbilly
If you buy a toy in China, does it say "Made Here"?
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