Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
It's not their fault, per se, but at some point, Crayola has to be held responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-width.
Do birds get mad when other birds take a crap in the bird bath? "Dude what are you doing! That is NOT okay! There's a car RIGHT THERE!"
Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha choca latte ya ya
Cyberbilly
Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them.
Cyberbilly
Sorry, but I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.