Cyberbilly
I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. That crazy thing would never shut up. The parrot was kind of cool, though.
I wish I had Dora's mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
I can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo.
People go to the bar hoping for 2 things...to get hammered or to get nailed.
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going steal your neighbor's newspaper that's be the time to do it.
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. But please, never need anything.
My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time"s strung together.