Austin Mulka
Those 'said no one ever' jokes are hilarious! Said no one ever.
Facebook is a lot like jail. You sit around and write on walls and get poked by random people.
Michael Mendoza
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
Michael Mendoza
I keep setting my DVR to record "the biggest loser", but it keeps recording Oakland Raider games.
Cyberbilly
Some people update their Facebook status at the most inappropriate times and this is the longest damn eulogy I have ever heard!
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word.
Michael Mendoza
My gold fish gets so happy when I take him out of the tank, he starts jumping.